Rower. 17.

waltsmermaid:

The first and last spoken lines from the Disney/Pixar Princess Line-up. (Does not include lyrics)

blue.

(Source: thatdisneylover)

conshence:

imagine if every note you got on a post was $1

(Source: conshence)

f0xyshy:

If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

up2in2:

Off-season training

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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chasingtrophywhitetails:

I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.

(Source: orangeskins)

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore)

(Source: stillrowing7)

slightly-behind-fallen-angel:

satans-nipples:

i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me

"I switched to speakers to use a program that needs them but I keep wearing the headphones anyway" the thrilling sequel

(Source: uhmonda)

(Source: elsa-snowqueen)

naamahdarling:

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONESHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEAEVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEAAND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

This is the best thing ever.

naamahdarling:

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!

She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONE
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEA
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEA
AND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

This is the best thing ever.

mma-sex-cars-metal:

phibrizo:

I got bad news for you

really BAD news

mma-sex-cars-metal:

phibrizo:

I got bad news for you

really BAD news

(Source: tistavoaspettando)

(Source: finch)